If you don't tame your STANKITUDE, I WILL....

For every action, there is a reaction. For every outburst, there is a mess to clean up. Physical violence often results in harsh consequences, so before you ever put your hands on someone, please keep in mind that there are MANY other people who could do the same to you. 

Now, with that said, I don't like the attitude that comes with these outbursts and I certainly don't take kindly to it. I express my fondness and get cussed out... What. The. FUCK. is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION?! 

Don't get me started on your "malfunctions" because I can assure you, you don't want me to put you on blast like that. Oh, OH, and listen to this: Your threats?? ...THEY don't WORK... Don't make me laugh... Sometimes I wanna laugh at you when you yell... Sometimes I wanna troll you BECAUSE you get mad over STUPID shit. Don't like something? Don't cuss someone out over it, just tell me. I might have the ability to see spirits and hauntings and I might get premonitions from time to time, but that does NOT make me a mind reader. You're really gonna act that way over something small. 

Your priorities are a bit fucked up anyways.  You put videogames over your own family. You get mad about "being woken up" when you weren't even asleep to begin with, you just didn't wanna stop playing your game to do anything else. Let me tell you something. if you prioritized ANYTHING half as much as you prioritize your games, you might be a little more organized and know a little more about what's going on around you. You're not retarded, forgetful, or ignorant, you just act like that to get away with shit. You're a grown ass man now. You're not 15 anymore. Life isn't ALL about your videogames. I'm trying my best to be there for you when no one else understands you, but you're pushing the ONE person who stands by your side through EVERY fucking thing away over stupid trivial shit. Keep your stankitude to yourself, I don't want it. 

You better come correct before you talk to me, because with that stank ass noise you have, I don't wanna deal with you. Fucking gonna shove me into a wall, you're fucking LUCKY I'm not a violent person or one of those bitches who presses charges over that shit. 

That's okay, you're lactose intolerant... I will just feed you dairy products...